Bad Pick-Up Lines

• Hi there, I’m a student of gynecology — would you care for a free exam?
  
  
• If you’re ever in need of a personal trainer, I’m sure I can fulfill all your fitness needs.
  
  
• Hey, I forgot to pack a lunch for work today. Can I eat your ass?
  
  
• Do you mind if I slip into something a bit more comfortable — like your pussy?
  
  
• What’s a beautiful corpse like you doing in a dank cemetery like this?
  
  
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you have sex with me?
  
  
• Do you mind if I park my purple car in your pink garage?
  
  
• Can I park my bike in your bike rack?
  
  
• May I insert my penis into your vagina?
  
  
• Yes, this is a real gun.
  
  
• Yo.
  
  
• Ooh.
  
  
• Um . . . I . . . uh . . . I . . . um. . . .
  
  
• Ooga booga.  *tickles*
  
  
• Hi.  I’m a rapist.  *rapes*
  
  
• Is that a thimble in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  
  
• Would you like some “tartar sauce” on your “fish”?
  
  
• Would you like some “sour cream” on your “taco”?
  
  
• Would you like some “really clever metaphor for sperm” on your “equally clever metaphor for vagina”?
  
  
• While it’s true that I’m not a professional dentist, I would be more than happy to drill your cavities.
  
  
• So, I hear you’re on a liquid protein diet. . . .
  
  
• What’s a cute little fetus like you doing in a big sloppy womb like this?
  
  
• Baaaaaaaaa.
  
  
• Nice ass.  Can I fuck it?
  
  
• Oh, wow, you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.  Can I fuck ’em?
  
  
• I wouldn’t mind crashing my plane into your twin towers, if you know what I mean.
  
  
• Would you notify the Department of Homeland Security if I stormed your cockpit?