Weird Stories for Weird People
- Interview with a Petulant Old ShrewJob interviews suck.
- Interview with a Persnickety, Pugnacious PedantPeople who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw pots that call kettles black.
- A Freak Like MeApparently, lesbians prefer to have sex with other women.
- I Have Weird DreamsMarriage is for suckers.
- A Long, Hard Look at Gun ControlGun control will eventually, undoubtedly, indubitably lead to penis control. And you heard it here first.
- Readings in the Cassandra TimesWell, we certainly live in some interesting times now, don’t we?
- The Infamous StickflipperOld geezers like to slip their disks into little girl’s floppy drives.
- Keeping a Kennedy Tradition AliveEven if there isn’t grass on the wicket, we Kennedys will sometimes still play cricket.
- The StalkerStalkers are cool.
- Lucy in the Sky with DysenteryA mad scientist gets even with a bunch of pestiferous little crickets by using them for scientific experimentation, after she herself is used for scientific experimentation by a bunch of pestiferous little psychologists, but her tampering with the crickets’ genome wreaks havoc on the biosphere.
- Beyond God & DevilGod isn’t real.
- Pile of NothingIf you ever see Jesus hitchhiking, don’t give the bastard a ride.
- How to Quit Smoking and Die AnywayIt’s probably in your long-term best interest to quit smoking. But don’t kid yourself: You’re still going to die.
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