Bad Poetry for Bad People
- ArizonaNobody likes mimes.
- ChickensAy ay ay . . . what in the hell do I have to do to keep you people from fucking my chickens?
- If You Make a Girl Snicker, She May Let You Lick HerWell, they say women like a man with a sense of humor.
- A Lesbian’s LamentAh, the power of association.
- THCThat crazy cracker’s woman
Has an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny
Cute and fuzzy little kitty. - Ode to the PaperboyOne of Sylvia Plath’s surprisingly lighthearted suppressed manuscripts.
- Sesquipedalian Love SongUnrequited love sucks.